Do you like a good horse racing joke or pun? Yay or Neigh… (or hayyyyy). Get a chuckle out of these puns and feel free to send us your own. Show me the funny!
1) Ladies Day is the only race where some people spend more time picking a hat than picking a horse!
2) What did the horse say when it fell?
“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
3) I purchased a horse. In its first race it went out 25 to 1. The only problem is that all the other horses left at 12:30.
4) His horse lost the race, and the owner was irate. “I thought I told you to come with a rush at the end,” he screamed at the jockey.
“I would have,” answered the jockey, “but I didn’t want to leave the horse behind.”
5) It would have been a photo finish, but by the time my horse finished, it was too dark to take a picture.
6) Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
7) A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks
The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”
8) Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.
9) Which side of a horse has more hair?
The outside
10) The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
Bonus joke: How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Further funny horse racing jokes can be found in other post on the site.